(Source: whatthefunniest, via societiesfault)
- 20th May
2012 - 20
- 20th May
2012 - 20
- 16th May
2012 - 16
(Source: thefuuuucomics)
- 16th May
2012 - 16
At school...
- Me: I hate you all, you're all idiots.
- Me: Why is that person staring at me.
- Me: Omg what would happen if a man just burst in the room with a gun. I would totally be the heroic person who sacrifices themselves for others.
- Me: No I don't know the answer to this question. Oh god, the teacher's going to call on me. My hand is not raised. Oh god oh god oh god, leave me alone. Act busy, just act busy. Abort mission, I repeat, abort mission.
- Me: My stomach just growled. When the fuck is lunch.
- Me: We should make a class Hunger Games. Where everyone dies.
- Me: AND NOW MY PENCILS BREAKING, AND YOU ONLY WANT ME WHEN I'M TAAAKENNNN.
- Me: No, seriously, never open your mouth again.
- Me: Ew, my teacher has children. They're sexually active. I wonder when they had sex for the first time. I wonder if they did drugs as a teenager. I totally bet they did.
- Me: Yeah, no, if a man walked in with a gun, I totally wouldn't sacrifice myself for these idiots. I would hide under my desk and tell him to just take them all.
- Me: Seriously, it's only been a minute.
- Me: I will never use this shit in my life.
- 16th May
2012 - 16
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- 14th May
2012 - 14
- 13th May
2012 - 13
The seniors decided to turn our school into Hogwarts for their senior prank.
The result was kind of awesome.
BEST.
DUMBLE THO
BEST. SCHOOL. EVER.
(via oh-my-godstiel)
- 13th May
2012 - 13
- 6th May
2012 - 06
(Source: insomniaticthoughts, via essleedawg)
- 15th April
2012 - 15
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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING WITH ME.
(Source: mikedaoo, via lordmalfoy)
- 15th April
2012 - 15
This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg
I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them
lol wat
(Source: smellycattt, via knothappening)
- 15th April
2012 - 15
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- 1st April
2012 - 01
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- 25th March
2012 - 25
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- 21st March
2012 - 21
BEST ENJOYED WITH HEADPHONES
LEFT EAR: Mandarin version.
RIGHT EAR: English version.
Enjoy the multiple eargasm…
AAAH YOU ALMOST MADE ME HAVE A LACK OF PERFECTION ON MY BLOG
YOU ARE SO LUCKY I AM AWAKE
HOLYSHIT
guys omg guys guys listen
whoa…..
Fun fact: That’s Jackie Chan singing the Mandarin version.
/casually listens to this the whole day
OMG THIS IS FANTASIC! LOVE THIS
(via prettybrightblueeyes)
